Have You Forgotten? (9-27 Reddit Tribute Song)

reddit9-27Don’t tell anyone, but I’m kind of a nerd.

Ok. I’m totally a nerd — the kind that thinks a mashup of Halo and Kanye West is a good idea.

On 9-27-09, my favorite site on the interwebs came under attack.

Reddit was assailed by shadowy cowards who hate our way of life.

It was the kind of day that should be commemorated by a shit-kickin-salute-the-flag Toby Keith country song in the key of G…

… if Toby Keith had any idea what Reddit was.

Toby wasn’t available, so I did the honors. Here for your amusement, via a $5 laptop mic, is “Have You Forgotten (9-27 Reddit Tribute Song)”

Right click here to download the song

Paz – Have You Forgotten (9-27 Reddit Tribute Song)

I hear people say
nine-27 wasnt so bad
well i’d take a narwhal stabbing
over that

2 little bugs
a war shouldnt start
but they shot over 9 thousaaaand comments
through my heart

well i say our bacon
is worth standing up to fight
cause i saw the look of disapproval
a million times that night

have u forgotten?
how it felt that day
with reddit under fire,
and her users blown away
have u forgotten?
when the markdowns fell
there were users on the site
going through a living hell
and they tell us MD5 was never rotten
have u forgotten?

was minding my own business
writin puns and moddin up
thats when the comment bombs
started blowin up

there were lolcats crying
ron paul bled to death
3 wolves jumped right from my shirt
and off a cliff

babbys were getting formed, pedobear took a hit
yo dawg they dropped a script inside
so they could script while they scripted

have u forgotten?
how it felt that day
with reddit under fire,
and her users blown away
have u forgotten?
when the markdowns fell
there were users on the site
going through a living hell
And he said “I accidentally .. the whole comment”
have u forgotten?

this is madness… no this is REDDIT
and if I find the dude who did it
I’ll rickroll him till he shits

have u forgotten? … (boom goes the dynamite)
orange envelopes
i couldnt clean this feeling off
with a ton of reddit soap
have u forgotten?
all the hitler vids
they are just who we thought they were
a bunch of scriptin kids
and they brag about the karma that they’ve gotten
have u forgotten?

Play me off keyboard cat…

3 Responses

  1. i am so confused…

  2. […] Whoispaz? He’s the redditor who wants you to remember 9-27 every time you listen to your iPod, Toby Keith-style. […]

  3. […] Whoispaz? He’s the redditor who wants you to remember 9-27 every time you listen to your iPod, Toby Keith-style. […]

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