UPDATE: I Am The Future of A-1 Steak Sauce

I had no idea crap came in this many flavors

I had no idea crap came in this many flavors

It’s official.

The fate of the world’s preeminent steak sauce now rests squarely on the shoulders of one man.

And that man is me… I. No, that man is… yes, “I” is correct.

At 4:35pm Pacific Time, I got the call that would change the face of meaty condiments as we know them forever.

My audition, according to the casting girl on the phone, was successful and I would be cast for the part of “Steak Sauce Guy.”

There was no mention in this conversation of whether or not I actually wanted to be “Steak Sauce Guy,” or what that entails. But hey, its Hollywood. This should be a hoot.

I’ll keep everyone posted as details develop.

Here’s a link to the song I wrote — in a deep state of intoxication, mind you — for the audition (right click to download).

4 Responses

  1. Baller.

  2. AH HAHAHHA! i cant wait to hear that song on the air!

  3. that’s awesome (and hilarious)! congrats.

  4. Wow, Classic Paz for a Classic Condiment.

    That just got forwarded to everyone in my office.

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