Paz moved to Hollywood in Summer 2009 with a laptop, a guitar, and not much else. These are his stories.
Interests: tennis elbow, pumping my fists when people do cool stuff…like if somebody does a sweet dive off the high dive, Christopher Walken, electricity, rickshaws, student government, Teddy KGB, accessories, gambling on and promoting arm wrestling matches, getting weird/weirding people out, slippery slopes, parallel parking, condiments, prefacing statements with the phrase “I’ll tell you what”
Favorite Music: Dogs barking to the tune of Christmas carols
Favorite TV Shows: America’s Funniest Home Videos
Favorite Movies: You Got Served
Favorite Books: I enjoy fictional or non-fictional accounts of Karate Tournaments
Favorite Quotations: “You just got served!” –You Got Served
“Is there really anything better than being both sweet and awesome at the same time?” –Catfish Simmons
About Me: I think people should pump their fists more to celebrate stuff they think is cool. I retired with a 14-2 record in dance-offs. My only loss is to a ballerina who didn’t know the rules to dance-offs, I shower in a bathing suit, I enjoy Lifetime original movies, I ate a pigeon once, I don’t have an appendix, My 3 front teeth are fake, I can count to ten in 3 seconds or less, I’m fascinated by people with tennis elbow and I hope that some day I get tennis elbow. I used to wear costumes more than I wear normal clothes. I’m really good at partying at weddings, like there’s probably nothing that I do as well as that… except maybe parallel parking.